What if, though, the person you were scheduled to lock lips with this Valentine’s Day was, say, Philip Marlowe? Or private eye Angela Gennaro from the Dennis Lehane novels? Or, perhaps, “Bond Girl” Xenia Onatopp (Famke Janssen), who, in the 1995 film GoldenEye, kills in order to receive sexual satisfaction? (Hey, I didn’t say that these “dream dates” had to be good guys, did I?) Then, how much would you put yourself out next Wednesday, hmm?
So, let’s imagine that you could have any character out of crime fiction as your Valentine’s Day companion. Who would it be? Would you want to spend the night on the town (or, more likely, the evening in a smoke-filled sitting room) with Sherlock Holmes? Would you sup by candlelight with tall, red-maned Carlotta Carlyle from Linda Barnes’ books, or chow down on tacos with Jim Rockford, or share fava beans with Thomas Harris’ Clarice Starling, or swap double entendres with Robert B. Parker’s Hawk, or maybe listen to Honey West talk on and on about her damn ocelot? Then again, who says you have to pick a major or series character? Instead, you might prefer the pseudonymous and truth-challenged Brigid O’Shaughnessy of The Maltese Falcon fame, or “monkeywrencher” and former Florida Governor Clinton Tyree from Carl Hiaasen’s stories, or the captivating and uninhibited model Maddalena from Michael Pearce’s A Dead Man in Trieste.
One’s mind reels at the possibilities, if any of these players from television, film, and novels could accompany you to the theater, or join you for sushi, or help you test out those 200-thread-count percale sheets you just bought. Who would you invite?
The striking but peril-prone Kim Bauer (Elisha Cuthbert) from 24?
Detective Hieronymous “Harry” Bosch from Michael Connelly’s series?
Vivian Sternwood from Raymond Chandler’s The Big Sleep?
Anyone for the casually homicidal Raymond “Mouse” Alexander from Walter Mosley’s Easy Rawlins books?
Just to get things started, let me tell you that my own “dream date” from this genre might well be underappreciated P.I. Laura Holt (Stephanie Zimbalist) from TV’s Remington Steele. Or perhaps the dangerously seductive Theresa Fitzgerald from John A. Miller’s novel Tropical Heat. Now that I consider it, though, my vote could be just as well spent on gumshoe Claire McCarron (Margaret Colin) from the 1987 series Leg Work, or on feisty Lydia Chin from S.J. Rozan’s best-known books. Oh, and how could I forget about Sally McMillan (Susan Saint James) from McMillan & Wife?
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Gene Tierney in LAURA.
It would have to be Jim Rockford (James Garner) in the Rockford Files.
Claire Kinkaid from LAW & ORDER.
Jack Liffey from John Shannon's wonderful books!
Modesty Blaise could have me any time. If there was anything left of me, Vivian Regan-Sternwood in The Big Sleep, as played by Lauren Bacall, could pick up the pieces.
Peter
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How could I have forgotten about Boston medical examiner Jordan Cavanaugh (Jill Hennessy) or Mallory Parker, the femme fatale from Richard Rayner's THE DEVIL's WIND (2005)? Be still, my heart ...
Well, I'd like to spend the day with the blonde from The Blonde, but it would be my last day, so I'm going to have to go with Karen Sisco from Out of Sight.
Grazia Negro from Carlo Lucarelli's Italian noir series. What is her reaction when she has just been told that the serial killer holding her hostage has killed 59 people?
"to get another sandwich from the bag. Chicken and rocket,no. Hardboiled egg and tuna,no. Peppers and prosciutto, yes." Brave, beautiful and particular about food, what more could a man want.
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