Sunday, October 31, 2010

Fright Gigs

Happy Halloween, everyone! Do you have your pumpkins carved? Is your costume all ready to wear? Have you bought enough candy to satisfy tonight’s trick-or-treaters? Actually, that last concern may be mostly my own. Recalling a few stingy homeowners I had to deal with as a tyke, I like to give the youngsters who knock on my door fistfuls of candy, rather than single Baby Ruths, Butterfingers, or KitKats.

Last year on this date, I featured in The Rap Sheet a couple of spooky TV sitcom openers I remember fondly from my youth. Today, I’ll treat you instead to a quartet of trailers from Halloween-appropriate Abbott and Costello movies. Former burlesque entertainers Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were favorite weekend-afternoon film figures of mine growing up, and I still chuckle whenever I watch one of their old pictures. After World War II, they put together a popular series of slapstick horror movies in which they confronted fearsome monsters familiar from previous flicks. I remember those with special fondness.

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein, 1948:



Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man, 1951:



Abbott and Costello Meet Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, 1953:



Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy, 1955:



Although it’s not generally considered part of this series, Abbott and Costello also appeared in 1941’s Hold That Ghost. The film plot finds them among a small group of people abandoned by a thieving bus driver at a rural tavern, where a gangster’s loot is supposedly hidden. As the night wears on, the group come to believe that this groggery just might be ... haunted. In one of the funniest scenes in Hold That Ghost, a frightfully clumsy Costello performs a mime dance with future TV comedienne Joan Davis, set to Johann Strauss’ famous Blue Danube waltz, while an exasperated Abbott looks on:



READ MORE:Happy Halloween 2010!” by Mercurie (A Shroud of Thoughts); “I’m Crazy About Baseball,” by J. Kingston Pierce (The Rap Sheet).

A Bagful of Goodies

• To commemorate Halloween, AbeBooks has assembled a collection of vintage fright novels. “They were all published before 1960,” the book-selling site explains, “and these books--some of them forgotten, many out-of-print--illustrate how authors and publishers tried to scare people in the days before JFK, The Beatles and everything else that came with the Swinging Sixties. You will find ghosts, monsters, witches, the undead, general strange happenings and a diverse range of supernatural elements in this selection. Some stories might not have aged as well as others--are tales of giant beetles and huge spiders really horrifying for a modern reader?” See for yourself.

• The Little Professor provides a rundown of “19th-century (and a few Edwardian) haunted house tales.” Works by Edward Bulwer-Lytton, Margaret Oliphant, H.G. Wells, and Bram Stoker are all included.

• Retrospace recalls some “wicked reads” from the 1970s.

• Meanwhile, English author Kate Mosse (Sepulchre, The Winter Ghosts) writes in The Guardian about her 10 favorite ghost stories, a list that includes Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Tell-tale Heart,” Edith Wharton’s “Bewitched,” and Susan Hill’s The Woman in Black. (Hat tip to The Campaign for the American Reader.)

• If you’re still stuck for reading material befitting Halloween, click on over to The Broke and the Bookish, Reading in Reykjavik, or Bookgasm for a few interesting ideas.

• Alternatively, turn to Bill Crider’s Boppin’ at the High School Hop.” Or try out “Amanda,” by horror writer Juliette “Rizzy” Rodham.

• TV Confidential hosts a 15-minute-longpitch episode” for The Munsters (1964-1966), shot in color and featuring only two of the cast monsters ... er, members who became so familiar from the finished series, Fred Gwynne and Al Lewis. Watch it here.

• Classic TV Showbiz offers scenes from the 1964 Halloween episode of Bewitched, the situation comedy in which Elizabeth Montgomery starred as spellbinding suburban witch with a twitchy nose, whose husband doesn’t want anyone else to know about her powers. Click here to see these scenes, with guest star Shelley Berman.

• Yes, you too can turn yourself into a zombie.

• Crime Time Preview reports that in honor of this occasion, BBC Radio 7 will unearth its 90-minute, 2007 adaptation of Loren D. Estleman’s Sherlock Holmes vs. Dracula (1978) for an encore airing. The show is set to begin on Sunday at 9:30 p.m. GMT, and--if the usual rules apply--should be available for the next seven days. Listen to it here.

• Gary Dobbs is raising lots of spirits with his weekend-long “Fangs for the Memory” celebration of All Hallows’ Eve. Contents include a hair-raising homage to The Wolf Man, a compact history of cinematic spooks, and an interview with Shaun Hutson (Epitaph).

• Master of the horror film Wes Craven picks his top 10 scary movies (among them War of the Worlds, Psycho, and Don’t Look Now) for The Daily Beast. (Hat tip to Mystery Fanfare).

• The Classic Film and TV Café suggests satisfying today’s hunger for fearsome flicks with showings of The Shining or Village of the Damned.

Still more “films that give you nightmares.”

• Ed Gorman’s “favorite horrific film”? The Seventh Victim (1943).

• For the male viewers out there, Nobody Move! showcases a beauteous bevy of “scream queens” from moviemaking’s past.

• She Blogged by Night has its own phantom-packed photo tribute to this occasion. Don’t miss the “Halloween cheesecake” posts.

• Three good pieces from Mercurie’s A Shroud of Thoughts:The Golden Age of Horror Movies,” “The Second Golden Age of Horror Movies,” and “ This ... Is a Thriller,” a remembrance of Boris Karloff’s 1960-1962 TV anthology series, Thriller.

• Script-penning demons Patrick Melton and Marcus Dunston, contributors to the Saw series of big-screen horror movies, write in the Mulholland Books blog about “the culture of the scare.”

• The 1988 film Vampires on Bikini Beach is among the Halloween treasures, horrific and horrible, that you can watch from the safety of your computer screen this weekend, thanks to the Web site SlashControl. Also available: original Addams Family episodes and the beloved Peanuts special, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.

• Sink your teeth into Evan Lewis’ gallery of Dracula film posters.

• What were trick-or-treaters wearing a century ago? National Geographic’s Web site provides a gallery of the ghoulish and weird. (Hat tip to Bill Crider’s Pop Culture Magazine.)

Spooky fingernail paintings. (Hat tip to Women of Mystery.)

• Author Timothy Hallinan (The Queen of Patpong) explains why “Thais take their ghosts pretty seriously,” in a post for Murder Is Everywhere.

• Mystery Fanfare’s Janet Rudolph, who has recently put together a series of guest posts having to do with October 31, invited mystery writer and party planner Penny Warner to give readers instructions on “How to Host a Vampire Party.”

• Finally, in this era of easy mobility, it seems there are travel opportunities for every taste. The Virginia radio program With Good Reason recently sampled paranormal tours. (Hat tip to Elizabeth Foxwell.)

Triple Trouble

Rap Sheet editor J. Kingston Pierce has his news wrap-up posts, so I figure I can put together one of my own. Below you will find three things worth reading (click on the links for full stories):

From The New York Times:
It was just about a year ago that Kevin Faler came up with his get-rich-quick marijuana scheme. No, he does not plan to sell the drug, even if Californians vote next week to become the first state in the nation to fully legalize it. He intends to sell the Internet real estate that could one day lead to marijuana Web sites.

Mr. Faler, a former police officer who once worked the narcotics beat, has registered more than 1,000 marijuana-related Internet domain names, including oddities like icecreammarijuana.com and marijuanapastry.com. And he is not the only one banking on the drug’s online future. He is part of an Internet land grab for marijuana domains by so-called domainers who hope to sell their holdings at a profit, betting that more lenient marijuana laws will eventually drive more people to the Web for their supplies, whether they are seeking seeds, bongs, recipes or drug-laced dog treats.

All of this has been given a fresh burst of intensity by next week’s vote on Proposition 19, the California ballot measure that would legalize up to an ounce of the drug for recreational use. Fourteen states have already legalized medical marijuana.

“Marijuana domain name values will fly off the charts once Prop. 19 passes,” said Mr. Faler, 49. “I’m hoping to make enough money to buy a condo in Morocco. That’s how big it’s going to be.”
I’m not sure about the condo, but I do have a great pot domain name in my head: LeavesOfGrass2010.com (the title taken from Walt Whitman, of course). I just went ahead and bought that domain for a mere $8. Any bidders out there want to take it off my hands? E-mail me at dickadler@mail.com. I’m also planning to put the domain up on eBay ...

From one of my all-time favorite blogs, Kevin Roderick’s LA Observed:
“The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets’ Nest,” the third and ostensibly final film with Noomi Rapace playing the part of Swedish hacker-punk-heroine Lisbeth Salander, opens Friday to the approval of Roger Ebert. He speculates that, even though writer Stieg Larsson only finished three “Girl” novels before he died, the Lisbeth character will somehow continue. He hopes so, anyway.
Finally, chapters 14 and 15 of my new serial novel, Forget About It: The First Al Zymer Senile Detective Mystery, have just been posted here. To find a full archive of the book so far, just click here.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Bullet Points: Pre-Halloween Edition

• This week’s Web-wide selection of “forgotten books” recommendations includes: Six Dead Men, by Andre Steeman; His Name Was Death, by Fredric Brown; Halo in Blood, by John Evans; The Warrielaw Jewel, by Winifred Peck; Death Beyond the Nile, by Jessica Mann; The Ambassador’s Wife, by Jake Needham; Vengeance, by Brian Pinkerton; a couple of short-story anthologies--The Hardboiled Lineup, edited by Harry Widmer, and The Ethnic Detectives, edited by Bill Pronzini and Martin Greenberg; and what may have been Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s most unusual book, The Coming of the Fairies. For a full list of this week’s participating bloggers, plus several more suggested crime-fiction reads (one of them being Erle Stanley Gardner’s The Case of the Lucky Legs), see organizer Patti Abbott’s personal blog.

Squeezegut Alley’s Nicolas Pillai looks more closely at Johnny Depp’s plans to star in a big-screen remake of the 1934 William Powell-Myrna Loy picture, The Thin Man. Should you wish to watch the trailer for the original film, click here.

Add another name to the list of most unnecessary TV remakes: ABC is hoping to bring Charlie’s Angels back for 21st-century audiences. “The angels haven’t been cast yet,” reports Omnimystery News, “but original series producer Leonard Goldberg and film angel Drew Barrymore are executive producing the pilot. Filming is expected to begin in Miami in January.” Groan ... I was afraid that the success of a revamped Hawaii Five-O would unleash this sort of nonsense.

Oh no, a Wild Wild West remake too?

Bare•bones’ Peter Enfantino continues his excellent look back at “the greatest crime [fiction] digest of all time,” Manhunt. Part 6 of his retrospective can be found here.

Reviews are coming in of The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest, the Swedish film adaptation of Stieg Larsson’s third novel, recently released in the United States. Salon has its say here, while The Baltimore Sun’s Read Street blog wraps up other opinions here. UPDATE: Mystery Scene’s Oline Cogdill contributes her own two cents about Hornet’s Nest here.

Here’s the schedule for NoirCon 2010, set to take place in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, from November 4 to 7.

Another eye-catching faux-vintage paperback cover from New Jersey freelance illustrator Rob Kelly.

How damaging could any significant Republican gains in Congress be? Economist Paul Krugman and The Washington Monthly’s Steve Benen weigh in here. More here.

Wow, the Webzine Beat to a Pulp is already clocking in its 99th short-story entry, “Outback Gothic,” by author-editor Chap O’Keefe.

Omnimystery News has posted the trailer for the 2011 big-screen release, Blitz, based on Ken Bruen’s 2002 novel of the same name and starring Jason Statham as London Detective Sergrant Tom Brant.

Universal Studios Home Entertainment has finally announced the release date for its three-DVD set, Columbo--The Mystery Movie Collection 1991-1993. It should reach stores by February 8, 2011.

Marty McKee recalls Broken Badges, one of the less-well-remembered TV series cooked up by the late producer, Stephen J. Cannell.

Meanwhile, Mystery*File’s David L. Vineyard reflects on the classic ABC-TV series Peter Gunn, and Skipper Bartlett pays tribute to the appearance of beatniks in Johnny Staccato.

Right-wing voter intimidation at McDonald’s?

Ten reasons to hire a private eye.

From Spinetingler Magazine comes this video in which authors Robert Ward, Reed Farrel Coleman, and Daniel Woodrell discuss the overlap between social-realist fiction and crime fiction.

A few author interviews worth your time: Craig Sisterson chats up both Roger “R.J.” Ellory (Saints of New York) and Simon Kernick (The Last 10 Seconds); Col Bury puts the screws to Adrian Magson (Red Station); J. Sydney Jones addresses John Harvey (Far Cry); Keith Rawson questions Russel D. McLean (The Good Son); Declan Burke has a conversation with James Ellory (The Hilliker Curse); and in the blog Sea Minor, several people sit down to talk with themselves--Martin Edwards, Brian Wiprud, Jen Forbus, and Benjamin Whitmer.

Benjamin Whitmer, author of the new novel Pike, also submits to questioning by Jedidiah Ayres in the blog Hard-boiled Wonderland.

Add this book to my Christmas wish list.

It won’t be published until May 2011, but Vince Keenan is already recommending Lawrence Block’s next novel, A Drop of the Hard Stuff.

British pulp authority Steve Holland offers two galleries of Margery Allingham book covers, plus a short bio of the author, who died in 1966.

And here’s a nice collection of illustrated covers from Ed McBain’s much-admired 87th Precinct books.

• Finally, Martin Edwards writes in Bookdagger about Following the Detectives and the importance of location in crime fiction.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Ireland Fields Its Big Six

Shortlisted nominees for the 2010 Bord Gáis Energy Irish Book Awards were announced last night, according to blogger-author Declan Burke. There are 10 categories of competitors, with half a dozen novels in contention for Ireland AM Crime Fiction Book of the Year honors:

City of Lost Girls, by Declan Hughes (John Murray)
Time of Death, by Alex Barclay (HarperCollins)
Faithful Place, by Tana French (Hachette Books Ireland)
The Missing, by Jane Casey (Ebury)
Dark Times in the City, by Gene Kerrigan (Vintage)
The Twelve, by Stuart Neville (Vintage)

While I haven’t read as many Irish crime novels this year as Burke, I agree with him that at least one exceptional work is missing from this list: Kevin McCarthy’s Peeler.

Winners will be announced on November 25.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Danno Has Left the Beach

Just as TV watchers are again getting used to hearing Hawaii Five-O’s Steve McGarrett utter the popular phrase, “Book ’em, Danno,” the actor to whom it was originally addressed--James MacArthur, who played Danny Williams in the 1968-1980 version of that CBS-TV series--has died. As blogger Marty McKee reports, MacArthur (the son of actress Helen Hayes) succumbed today in Florida at age 72.

Mahalo, Mr. MacArthur. You will be remembered fondly.

Off Topic: Political Stubbornness

“This is not a time for compromise, and I can tell you that we will not compromise on our principles.”

The quote comes from Republican House minority leader and would-be speaker John Boehner. He was talking on Sean Hannity’s radio program specifically about right-wing pipe dreams of overturning President Barack Obama’s history-making health-care reform legislation. But his statement encapsulates what has gone so wrong with American politics these days.

I have much more to say on this subject here.

Fall Brings It All

Six months after the last issue of The Back Alley first appeared, that Webzine is finally up with plenty of fresh material. This new edition includes short fiction by New Orleans detective O’Neil De Noux (“Disturbing the Peace”), Anita Page (“The Anniversary”), Fred Zackel (“Woman, 59, Brutally Slain in Home Invasion”), and others; editor Richard Helms’ remembrance of several crime-fiction figures lost this year; and the final installment in a seven-part serialization of Frank Norris’ acclaimed 1899 noir novel, McTeague.

You’ll find the full contents of The Back Alley here.

Meanwhile, the Fall 2010 issue of Mysterical-E is also making the rounds. It features stories by John M. Floyd, Chris Rhatigan, Catherine A. Winn, Neil Grimmett, and seven others; Chris Verstraete’s picks of Halloween-appropriate fiction; Gerald So’s analysis of the challenges facing new TV crime series; and Byron McAllister’s essay about “religious encouragement for mystery writers.” Click here to read it all.

And while we’re noting the appearance of new Web fiction, let’s not forget that the fourth part of Patti Abbott’s round-robin short-fiction challenge has been posted, courtesy of Sandra Seamans’ blog. (Previous entries can be accessed here.)

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Galaxy Greats

The shortlists of nominees for the 2010 Galaxy National Book Awards were just announced in Britain. During previous years, there has been a separate Crime and Thrillers category, but this time around those works have been spread across four other groupings of nominees. Here are the pertinent lists, with crime-fiction works identified in red:

Sainsbury’s Popular Fiction Book of the Year:
Dead Like You, by Peter James (Macmillan)
The Ice Cream Girls, by Dorothy Koomson (Sphere)
Jump! by Jilly Cooper (Bantam Press)
One Day, by David Nicholls (Hodder & Stoughton)
The Red Queen, by Philippa Gregory (Simon & Schuster)
Worth Dying For, by Lee Child (Bantam Press)

National Book Tokens New Writer of the Year:
Patrick Barkham, The Butterfly Isles (Granta Books)
Edmund de Waal, The Hare with Amber Eyes (Chatto & Windus)
Katherine Webb, The Legacy (Orion)
Rebecca Hunt, Mr. Chartwell (Fig Tree)
Natasha Solomons, Mr. Rosenblum’s List (Sceptre)
Simon Lelic, Rupture (Picador)

International Author of the Year:
Colm Toibin, Brooklyn (Penguin)
Jonathan Franzen, Freedom (Fourth Estate)
Stieg Larsson, The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest (Quercus/MacLehose Press)
Kathryn Stockett, The Help (Fig Tree)
Emma Donoghue, Room (Picador)
Christos Tsiolkas, The Slap (Tuskar Rock Press)

Waterstone’s UK Author of the Year:
Tom McCarthy, C (Jonathan Cape)
Maggie O’Farrell, The Hand That First Held Mine (Headline Review)
Kate Atkinson, Started Early, Took My Dog (Doubleday)
David Mitchell, The Thousand Autumns of Jacob de Zoet (Sceptre)
Rose Tremain, Trespass (Chatto & Windus)
Hilary Mantel, Wolf Hall (Fourth Estate)

There are also categories for non-fiction, biographies, food and drink, and children’s books. The Galaxy National Book Awards were formerly known as the Galaxy British Book Awards (the “Nibbies”).

Winners will be announced during a November 10 ceremony, to be produced by Cactus TV (and shown in the UK on November 13). The public will subsequently be invited to vote online for the Galaxy Book of the Year, with that final result to be declared on December 13.

“Read to Me”

It’s every novelist’s nightmare. You write your first book, and it sells well, even makes you think that you’re something special. Then you try to re-create the magic in a sophomore outing, only to have it bomb. Miserably. As protagonist Kevin Dangler (Eric Altheide) explains in Remaindered, a short independent film directed by author-screenwriter Lee Goldberg:
When my first book, Frost Bite, came out five years ago, Publishers Weekly called me “the reincarnation of James M. Cain at the peak of his literary powers.” The hardcover went back into five printings before going to paperback. It was translated into a dozen languages, including Urdu. I bought a big house and matching BMWs for me and my wife. I thought my second novel, Do Unto Others, was my best work. The Los Angeles Times called it “a 778-page suicide note for a once-promising writing career.” That was the best review I got.
We learn in this movie that the discouraged Dangler is now hustling his works--including a self-published third novel, Twisted Sheets, about “an insomniac student who volunteers for a sleep study, only to find himself involved in an erotic relationship with a female researcher that leads to murder”--from tables set up in drug and grocery stores across the fat middle of Middle America. (The picture was shot around Owensboro, Kentucky.) But his luck is about to change--for the worse.

Remaindered premiered during Bouchercon in San Francisco earlier this month, but for reasons I don’t remember, I missed seeing it there. Fortunately, Goldberg has since made it available to a few bloggers and critics, including Bill Crider, Paul Bishop, and yours truly. I’m glad he did, because despite Remaindered’s brevity (it’s just over 20 minutes long) and its apparently meager budget, it’s a clever reminder of fame’s fleeting promise and hoary warnings about there being no such thing as a perfect crime.

The story begins as Dangler peddles copies of his books in yet another small-town food mart, on occasion having to defend himself against readers who’ve never heard of him but nonetheless think he’d be better off penning novels in which cats solve homicides. At his lowest moment, however, he is approached by an attractive fan, a blond librarian named Megan (Sebrina Siegel), who admits, “I’ve wanted to meet you for so long. I think you are the greatest writer.” Dangler is flattered, of course--enough so that he accepts Megan’s invitation to drop by her house for a look through her extensive collection of signed, first-edition mysteries. This may be the only time you’ll ever hear the dictate “Read to me” uttered quite so seductively.

Telling more about Goldberg’s plot would spoil its many criminal and comic delights. And even though I immediately caught the mistake on which this story’s conclusion depends, I never lost interest in its unfolding. Remaindered may not be a mammoth Hollywood production, but Goldberg--whose TV-writing credits include Diagnosis: Murder, Monk, Spenser: For HireThe Cosby Mysteries, and A Nero Wolfe Mystery--has invested no less attention in its crafting because of that.

Remaindered has evidently been entered in several film festivals, but I hope it also receives wider distribution. It’s a quirky, fun picture that members of the crime-fiction community are sure to enjoy.

UPDATE: You can finally watch Remaindered online.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Crais Picks Up the Parker

Before this last weekend, writer Robert Crais was already in possession of one prize named after a distinguished crime novelist: the 2006 Ross Macdonald Award. Now he has another to decorate his shelves: the 2010 T. Jefferson Parker Mystery Award, presented to him by the Southern California Independent Booksellers Association (SCIBA) and named in honor of Parker, the author most recently of Iron River.

Crais won the commendation on Saturday for his second and latest Joe Pike novel, The First Rule (Putnam). The other two finalists for the 2010 Parker Award were Boulevard, by Stephen Jay Schwartz (Forge), and Silver Lake, by Peter Gadol (Tyrus).

You’ll find the full list of this year’s SCIBA award winners here.

(Hat tip to The Gumshoe Site.)

Changing Shifts

Issue No. 5 of the Webzine Crimefactory has just been posted. Its contents include fine interviews with Australian crime writer Garry Disher and San Francisco noir film authority Eddie Muller; Gary Lovisi’s essay about British gangster digests; and fiction by Charlie Williams, Patricia Abbott, Erik Lundy, Sandra Ruttan, and Paul D. Brazill.

The whole works can be found here.

Loyal Hearts

In January Magazine today, critic Gretchen Echols applauds Faithful Place (Viking), the third novel from Irish author-actress Tana French--and, says Echols, “her best one yet.” The review begins:
On a frigid December night 22 years ago, teenager Frank Mackey left his gritty Dublin neighborhood, intending to run away to London with his girl, Rosie Daly. They planned to get married, find good jobs and not look back again toward the poverty and unforgiving reality of their lives on Faithful Place.

But Rosie never showed up for their meeting.

She’d previously been forbidden by her father from associating with Frank. So the young man just assumed that Rosie had had second thoughts about hooking up with him, and had instead lit out for England on her own. Frank wasn’t about to be stopped by this unexpected turn of events. He was already bound and determined to leave Faithful Place, and even without Rosie at his side, he kept on going.
You’ll find the complete critique here.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Variety Is the Spice of Blogging

• This strikes me as a pretty blatant rip-off. Ever since early March of 2007, blogger Marshal Zeringue has been asking fiction and non-fiction authors to write about page 99 of their latest works, on the theory--expressed by Ford Madox Ford--that one can “open the book to page ninety-nine and read, and the quality of the whole will be revealed to you.” The project has drawn hundreds of writers, and earned a substantial following. But now three unaffiliated entrepreneurs have launched a Page 99 Test site of their own, inviting wordsmiths to do almost exactly the same thing Zeringue has been undertaking over the last three and a half years. The only difference, it seems, is that the contributors are invited to upload their page 99s, but not to comment on them, leaving readers to vote on whether they would turn to the next page or not. I think I’ll stick with Zeringue’s original blog. At least presently, it’s more interesting.

• Following coincidentally after my rave for the new PBS-TV mystery series, Sherlock, blogger Nicolas Pillai tells me that he is planning at least a couple of weeks’ worth of posts about this popular BBC One program, “taking a broad look at its impact and its position in British crime TV. I’m going to try to keep it spoiler-free for PBS viewers too!” Pillai’s introductory post on this subject appears here.

John D. MacDonald on the limitations of first-person storytelling.

• If you’ve never seen Lee Child speak, then check out this video segment from this last weekend’s edition of CBS Sunday Morning.

• We’re still waiting for an announcement of as to which of three books has won the inaugural Ngaio Marsh Award for Best Crime Novel.

• News broke last week that Hard Case Crime has found a new publishing partner, following Dorchester Publishing’s sudden switch to e-book production. Dorchester’s move has angered many readers and writers. But one of the latter--Sandra Ruttan, who had worked with Dorchester to bring out her Nolan, Hart, and Tain thrillers--has penned a very thoughtful defense of Dorchester in Spinetingler Magazine.

Where does production on the 23rd James Bond film stand?

• This is odd, indeed: a surreal short-fiction contest.

• One of the subjects discussed during a panel presentation I sort of moderated at Bouchercon (imagine trying to herd cats, and you’ll get the picture of my predicament) was the apparent ineffectuality of using movie-like trailers to sell new books. Yet such videos continue to be produced, often because the results are so much fun. For instance, take this new trailer for the recently released anthology, Beat to a Pulp: Round One, edited by David Cranmer and Elaine Ash. It certainly gives one a sense of the collection’s gritty attitude. This trailer is credited by Frank Bill, one of the book’s contributors, who also serves as the on-screen talent. (Hat tip to Bill Crider’s Pop Culture Magazine.)

• Speaking of book trailers, the third annual Book Video Awards competition concluded recently, with the excellent video promo for Jo Nesbø’s The Snowman picking up the win. You can watch that one-and-a-half-minute trailer here.

• And related to all of this is “an informal survey,” conducted last summer, showing--unsurprisingly--that blogs, author Web sites, and social-networking sites “are among the least likely media to influence the decisions of book buyers.” What does drive book-buying decisions? More than 68 percent of respondents  said it was because “I’ve enjoyed the author’s previous books.” Learn more about these findings by scrolling down this page in the latest Southern Review of Books.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

“The Game, Mrs. Hudson, Is On!”

Tonight will bring the opening installment in a three-episode American run of Sherlock, BBC One’s surprisingly respectful and energetic updating of Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes detective saga. These eps are being shown as part of PBS-TV’s Sunday Masterpiece Mystery! series. Check your local listings for showtimes and channels.

I definitely had my doubts about adapting Holmes and his loyal biographer, Dr. John H. Watson, for service in the 21st century. My vision of Conan Doyle’s most popular characters always has them surrounded by hansom cabs, gaslighted thoroughfares, and demure women with too many petticoats. Because it respected those historical conventions and even went so far as to restore the author’s conception of his crime-fighting heroes as young, vital men (and despite its razzle-dazzle, videogame-like pacing), I was quite fond of the 2009 Robert Downey Jr./Jude Law big-screen presentation, Sherlock Holmes. But the notion of time-shifting Holmes and Watson to a London filled with cell phone-wielding business folk, closed-circuit cameras, and lap-dancing clubs ... well, that just didn’t seem proper. Not proper at all.

But then I had an advance opportunity to screen this new Sherlock, and my opinion changed. Quickly.

Series co-creators Steven Moffat (the current showrunner for Doctor Who) and Mark Gatiss have updated the Holmes legend, to be sure. They’ve made the young “consulting detective,” played by Benedict Cumberbatch, a phone-texting fiend, whose periodic escapes into cerebral consideration of knotty mysteries is fueled by nicotine patches rather than pipes (thus spawning a nice twist on an old Holmes line: a “three-patch problem”). Meanwhile, army physician Watson (Martin Freeman) has recently returned--injured--from service in Afghanistan, much like the original doctor, but it seems his limp is more psychosomatic than real. (His psychotherapist thinks he can banish his personal demons by blogging about his war experiences, but Watson hasn’t yet caught the writing bug.) A more worrisome problem for Watson might be his estrangement from his gay sister, who has recently divorced her wife.

All of that is window dressing on durable crime-fiction lore, though. The real attraction of this updated Sherlock can be found in its taut scripting and complex character development. In tonight’s episode, for instance--titled “A Study in Pink” (a tip of the deerstalker to Conan Doyle’s first Holmes tale, A Study in Scarlet)--we find a down-on-his-luck Watson being invited by Holmes, rather presumptuously, to join him in his cluttered digs at 221B Baker Street. Watson isn’t so very sure that he wants Holmes as a roommate, or involved in his life in any respect, until he’s asked along to help investigate one of several “serial suicide cases” that have left the London constabulary--especially a stressed-out Detective Inspector Lestrade (Rupert Graves)--bewildered. Holmes has a titanic ego, but he is also demonstrably brilliant, though equally eccentric. (He describes himself as “a high-functioning sociopath”). And while some cops suspect he’s crazy and dangerous, Holmes’ adrenaline-fueled escapades provide much-needed palliatives for the depression Watson has felt ever since departing the battlefield. If Holmes has one enemy above all, even above the not-yet-seen Professor James Moriarty, it’s boredom. And that suits his new flatmate just fine.

There are delightful sparks of wit in Sherlock. They’re often born of the young sleuth’s perceptive prowess, or his utter deficiency of social skills. (In “A Study in Pink,” for instance, he’s hilarious in resisting the flirtations of a mousy morgue attendant.) Others come from the writers’ clever turns on familiar elements of the Holmes canon. (We’re told that Mrs. Hudson, the pair’s new landlady--who insists repeatedly that she is not their housekeeper, all evidence to the contrary--gives Sherlock a bit of a break on his rent, because he ensured the conviction and execution of her husband in Florida.) There’s also humor in the evolving relationship between this series’ two principals, a soon-to-be friendship that feeds off the “boys’ adventure” aspect of their work together. Early on in the initial episode, Holmes dashes from their apartment alone to meet the police at a crime scene, only to return shortly thereafter with an important question for Watson:
Holmes: You’re a doctor. Actually, an army doctor.
Watson: (Standing up) Yes.
Holmes: Any good?
Watson: Very good.
Holmes: Seen a lot of injuries then, violent deaths.
Watson: Well, yes.
Holmes: Bit of trouble too, I bet.
Watson: Of course, yes. Enough for a lifetime. Far too much.
Holmes: Want to see some more?
Watson: Oh God, Yes!
There’s good reason why Sherlock and its titular star, Cumberbatch, both walked away with Crime Thriller Awards earlier this month: they’re just so much damn fun! This isn’t a program understandable only to Holmes aficionados, though if you’re familiar with Conan Doyle’s stories, you will almost certainly catch some in-jokes. American viewers will be able to enjoy two additional episodes, “The Blind Banker” and “The Great Game,” on October 31 and November 7. And BBC One has already ordered a second series of the show.

Here’s a preview of tonight’s episode:



READ MORE:Benedict Cumberbatch Interview Sherlock; Also Talks About Steven Spielberg’s War Horse,” by Christina Radish (Collider.com); “The Game’s Afoot--The Return of Sherlock,” by Scott Weller (Kool TV); “PBS’ Sherlock--A Review,” by Scott D. Parker; “21st Century Sherlock,” by Adam Graham (The Great Detectives of Old Time Radio).

Swede Lowdown

This is definitely a high season for crime-fiction awards. A variety of such commendations were presented during blogger Uriah Robinson brings us this year’s nominees for the Best Swedish Crime Novel Award, sponsored by the Swedish Crime Writers’ Academy (Svenska Deckarakademin). The contenders are:

Bittrare än döden, by Camilla Grebe and Åsa Träff (W & W)
Paganinikontraktet, by Lars Kepler (Albert Bonniers förlag)
Mike Larssons rymliga hjärta, by Olle Lönnaeus (Damm)
Tusenskönor, by Kristina Ohlsson (Piratförlaget)
Den döende detektiven, by Leif G.W. Persson (Albert Bonniers förlag)

Meanwhile, the nominees for the 2010 Martin Beck Award (named after the fictional detective created by Maj Sjöwall and Per Wahlöö) are:

Sista Beställningen på Balt, by Faïsa Guène (Norstedts)
Dödsmässa (Midnight Fugue), by Reginald Hill (Minotaur)
Mörka strömmar (Myrká), by Arnaldur Indridason (Norstedts)
Devils Peak (Devil’s Peak), by Deon Meyer (Weyler)
John Stones fall (Stone’s Fall), by Iain Pears (Brombergs)

Expect to hear an announcement of the winners in late November.

“You Afraid of the Dark, Big Boy?”

This week’s short-fiction offering in Beat to a Pulp is a wonderfully creepy little bedtime yarn called “Pillow Talk,” concocted by Jodi MacArthur, a Seattle author currently exiled in southern Texas.

No Film Work for You!

There’s no mystery here, just pain. From those fine folk over at Boing Boing comes this rejection slip for screenwriters, sent out in the early 20th century by Essanay Studios, a film production company that was founded in Chicago in 1907. Essanay is now best known for its early Charlie Chaplin pictures.

Imagine receiving this form notice with your returned manuscript, making clear that your work was being rejected because your “idea has been done before.” Ouch! Of course, nowadays, that probably wouldn’t qualify as cause for rejection at all.

By the way, the latest installment of my serial novel, Forget About It: The First Al Zymer Senile Detective Mystery, has just been posted here.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Bullet Points: In Bouchercon’s Wake Edition

I’m behind in my news gathering, thanks to the time I spent away at Bouchercon last week. But let me see if I can’t catch up a bit here.

Halloween is just over a week away. In anticipation, Janet Rudolph has asked a succession of crime fictionists to blog in Mystery Fanfare about their spookiest stories of haunts and homicide. So far, the components of that series can be found here, here, here, here, here, and here. In addition, Rudolph offers up a good-size list of Halloween-oriented mysteries, and a rundown of the 10 best haunted houses in America.

In case you haven’t been paying attention, blogger Dan Fleming has spent this month focusing on books, movies, and TV series associated with Elmore Leonard (who celebrated his 85th birthday on October 11). I was especially attracted to a couple of posts Fleming wrote about the 2003-2004 show Karen Sisco, which I wrote about myself last month as part of The Rap Sheet’s “Killed in the Ratings” series. You will find Fleming’s Sisco pieces here and here.

This is my kind of computer. (Hat tip to Bill Crider.)

R.I.P., Janet MacLachlan, whose face was so familiar from four decades of TV guest roles in everything from The Mod Squad and Longstreet, to Ironside and The Name of the Game. She died earlier this week at age 77.

Speaking of Ironside, blogger Randy Johnson features the two novels based on that long-running Raymond Burr series.

Also having passed recently is British actor Simon MacCorkindale, who succumbed at age 58 to bowel cancer. Sadly, he will probably be remembered best as the star of a truly horrendous 1983 NBC-TV series, Manimal. Watch that series’ intro here.

When I saw him in San Francisco, Kevin Burton Smith, the editor and creator of The Thrilling Detective Web Site, told me that he would be discontinuing the fiction component of his Internet project. Now he’s made that decision official. In his most recent editor’s note, he explains: “[D]ue to severe time constraints, part of our previous concept (or was it conceit?) of semi-regular ‘issues’ featuring a handful of original stories and selected excerpts, has--after a lot of personal soul-searching and hand-wringing--been abandoned. Temporarily or forever, I’m not sure, but currently I just don’t have the dime or the time to devote to the fiction side of this site. Or at least in any sort of way that will ensure the quality you’ve come to expect. I will, however, continue to try to keep--with renewed energy, I hope--the reference portion of the site going. That, in fact, was the original idea for the site: a big P.I. reference site.” (Hat tip to In Reference to Murder.)

If I lived some place cool like this, I might actually be persuaded to stay in Seattle for the rest of my life.

During Bouchercon last week, I missed seeing author Gregg Hurwitz interview Michael Connelly. So I’m glad that parts of their exchange can now be seen on YouTube.

Meanwhile, Bill Crider took an opportunity during that same convention to catch up with and question Janet Hutchings, the editor of Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine.

The Webzine Beat to a Pulp throws a curveball this week. Instead of presenting readers with a new short story, it’s featuring “Squish You, Babe,” a not-so-heartwarming poem by Frederick Zackel.

Johnny Depp wants to remake The Thin Man?

Hot dog! Megan Abbott has a new book due out next July.

• Les Blatt was lucky enough to attend the Rex Stout banquet, held during Bouchercon week. He tells about it here.

Another appreciation of writer-producer Stephen J. Cannell, this one from Mystery Scene blogger and reviewer Oline Cogdill.

Patti Abbott’s round-robin short-fiction challenge continues, with the third installment appearing in K.A. Laity’s blog.

• More crime fiction is headed soon for a screen near you. Norwegian writer Jo Nesbø’s 2007 novel, Snowman (released in English translation in the UK this year), has been optioned for film adaptation. Actor Samuel L. Jackson is supposedly “developing a crime drama for The CW [TV network],” titled Hawkshaw, about “a 20-something man who believes he’s a descendent of Sherlock Holmes--or may, indeed, be Holmes himself.” Thomas Perry’s Jane Whitfield mysteries are the basis of a new series in the works for CBS. ABC-TV is interested in creating a series based on Lisa Lutz’s The Spellman Files. And Britain’s ITV has commissioned a two-part drama based on Sophie Hannah’s Point of Rescue, the third entry in her series featuring detectives Simon Waterhouse and Charlie Zailer.

Scottish wordsmith Tony Black recalls the origins on his series about Glasgow sometime sleuth Gus Dury (Long Time Dead).

• Why does this not surprise me?

In the Mystery*File blog, British author, critic, and columnist Mike Ripley lists his 88 favorite thriller novels.

• Meanwhile, The Guardian picks the “top 25 crime films.” Number one is Jack Nicholson’s Chinatown. For more on those picks, click here.

• Bare•bones continues its tribute to Manhunt magazine.

Since I just saw Denise Mina at Bouchercon, I was interested to read J. Sydney Jones’ interview with the author of Garnethill.

• And because I just finished James Swanson’s fascinating new history book, Bloody Crimes: The Chase for Jefferson Davis and the Death Pageant for Lincoln’s Corpse, I was primed to read this short essay about how he came to compose that work.

• Rap Sheet contributor Mark Coggins has begun releasing his second private ey August Riordan novel, Vulture Capital (2003), in free podcast form. You can listen to the opening episode here. And Coggins tells here about how Vulture Capital was “intended as an homage” to Dashiell Hammett’s The Glass Key.

• While Republicans have threatened during this campaign season to undermine or do away completely with Social Security for ideological reasons, Democrats are stepping up to protect Social Security, America’s most popular social program. Good for them.

• And I realize that in all of the post-Bouchercon hubbub, I neglected to thank January Magazine editor Linda L. Richards, who filled in at the Rap Sheet helm during my days off in San Francisco. She did such a superb job that, in all likelihood, many readers of this blog didn’t even realize I was gone. That’s talent for you.

Books Back for More

This week seems to offer a particularly rich crop of “forgotten books” posts. Among the crime-fiction recommendations are: The Open Shadow, by Brad Solomon; The Chocolate Cobweb, by Charlotte Armstrong; The Clue of the Forgotten Murder, by Erle Stanley Gardner; The Virgin Kills, by Raoul Whitfield; Trent Intervenes, by E.C. Bentley; The Last Llanelli Train, by Robert Lewis; Come Seven, Come Death, edited by Henry Morrison; Target of Opportunity, by Max Byrd; Cocaine Nights, by J.G. Ballard; Slayground, by Richard Stark; Speaking of Murder, edited by Ed Gorman and Martin H. Greenburg; Pastime, by Robert B. Parker; several “sexpionage novels” that you’ve probably never heard of before; and David Saunders’ biography of his artist father, Norman Saunders.

For a complete list of today’s participating bloggers, check out series organizer Patti Abbott’s personal blog.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Bouchercon Postmortem I: Of Breakfasts,
Book Finds, and First Encounters


R.J. “Roger” Ellory, J. Kingston Pierce, Peter Rozovsky, and Ali Karim demonstrate a group hug after the Anthony Awards brunch.

I’ve now attended three Bouchercons: Seattle in 1994, Baltimore in 2008, and San Francisco last week. Each has been memorable in its own way. Baltimore was the first time I went as a full-paying participant, rather than a visiting reporter, so it was something of a revelation. The Charm City event was also where I first met authors Max Allan Collins, Laura Lippman, John Lutz, and Dennis Lehane, as well as fellow bloggers Patti Abbott, Declan Burke, and Peter Rozovsky. Brief as those encounters were, they left me with strong feelings that I belonged among the crime-fiction community, that I was recognized as a valuable, if minor contributor to the genre’s popularity.

San Francisco was another special case. I’ve visited that beautiful, historic, and eccentric city dozens of times and even written two books about the place (San Francisco: Yesterday and Today and San Francisco, You’re History!). It feels very much like a second home to me, always welcoming and full of surprises. I used to contribute regularly to one of its local magazines (San Francisco Focus). I’ve penned essays for anthologies about San Francisco’s attractions. I wrote about one of its favorite literary sons, Dashiell Hammett, for the recently published non-fiction book Following the Detectives: Real Locations in Crime Fiction. And at 5:12 a.m., on April 18, 2006, I was among the thousands of people who gathered at the intersection of Market and Geary streets downtown to commemorate the 100th anniversary of the devastating 1906 earthquake and fire. There’s no question that “The City,” as natives proudly call San Francisco, is my kind of place, even more so than my present hometown of Seattle.

So it was a thrill to be in San Francisco last week among myriad friends and acquaintances. Most of my life at the moment seems to be spent in relative isolation, as I’m parked behind a computer, batting out magazine articles, books, and blog posts. But for the four days of Bouchercon 2010, I didn’t write a single damn word. Instead, I basked in the company of other obsessive readers, pleasant folk such as Janet Rudolph (the editor of Mystery Readers Journal), George Easter (of Deadly Pleasures renown), Rap Sheet contributor Kevin Burton Smith (who’s also the editor of The Thrilling Detective Web Site), “cultural anthropologist” and noir film guru Eddie Muller (whose excellent essay about San Francisco’s contributions to crime fiction appeared in the Bouchercon program), and authors Kelli Stanley (City of Dragons), Gary Phillips (Freedom’s Fight, The Underbelly), and Mark Coggins (The Big Wake-Up).

It’s true that I didn’t see everyone I had wanted to see, and wasn’t able to do everything I’d hoped to do while in the Bay Area. Looking back through my chicken-scratch notes, though, I am astounded by how much I was able to do, and how many joyous and edifying experiences I had. Some of my strongest memories I’m committing to print below. You are welcome--nay, encouraged--to add your own favorite recollections from Bouchercon 2010 in the Comments section at the bottom of this post.

BEST MEMORIES

Chatting with legendary screenwriter and producer William Link, the co-creator (with his late partner, Richard Levinson) of such small-screen classics as Columbo and Mannix, and the author of a new work of short stories, The Columbo Collection. Not long ago, I availed myself of the opportunity to interview Link by phone for The Rap Sheet, but this was the first time I’d been able to shake his hand. He was spotlighted during the convention in a one-on-one conversation with author and fellow screenwriter Lee Goldberg. Link proved to be gracious, generous with his time, and very funny when it came to remembering some of his experiences with Hollywood stars. (He was particularly perplexed by the fact that actress Jean Stapleton, who had been considered to play Jessica Fletcher in Murder, She Wrote before Angela Lansbury took the role, couldn’t seem to understand what the series’ premise was all about. “It wasn’t exactly rocket science,” quipped Link.)

(Left) Lee Goldberg and William Link before their interview.

Meeting the sparkling Alafair Burke (212) at a Starbucks right across the street from the convention hotel, the giant Hyatt Regency. She was waiting impatiently for a chilled coffee drink, which she refused to leave without, even though its delayed delivery was making her very late for a panel discussion.

Being introduced by Dennis Lehane’s agent, Ann Rittenberg, to Daniel Woodrell--the most humble author ever--in the Hyatt bar.

Talking with novelist and Wall Street Journal music critic Jim Fusilli about his forthcoming audiobook.

Introducing myself to Wallace Stroby, who told me that his next book, Cold Shot to the Heart (due out from Minotaur in January 2011) will introduce new characters, rather than being a sequel to this year’s terrific Gone ’til Tomorrow.

Taking my British friends Ali Karim (a persistent Rap Sheet contributor) and R.J. “Roger” Ellory (author of The Anniversary Man and The Saints of New York)--neither of whom had ever visited the Bay Area--to one of my favorite breakfast stops in San Francisco, Dottie’s True Blue Café on Jones Street in the old Tenderloin District. Yeah, Dottie’s is a small joint, and we had to stand in line for about half an hour just to get in, but the wait was definitely worth it. I had the open-faced Southwestern Omelette with andouille sausage and peppers, and an order of the Grilled Chilli Cornbread (with jalapeño jelly) on the side. Roger enjoyed the pulled pork omelette, while Ali demonstrated great gusto in his knife-and-fork attack on a special-order omelette. In the end, Ali was the only one of us who could finish his meal. However, we all went away satisfied.

(Right) Roger Ellory and Ali Karim dine at Dottie’s.

Joining a two-hour version of writer-raconteur Don Herron’s famous Dashiell Hammett tour of downtown San Francisco. Although Herron’s tour for Bouchercon participants was more abbreviated than usual (the standard excursion runs four hours in length), he packed a lot of material and insights into that walkaround. I was particularly happy to stop for a while in front of Hammett’s old apartment at 891 Post Street, where he wrote his first three novels, including The Maltese Falcon. Despite my many visits to San Francisco over the last three decades, I had never taken Herron’s tour. But I can now recommend it highly. If you aren’t planning to visit the Bay Area anytime soon, but would like a hearty helping of what Herron knows about the father of Sam Spade, order a copy of his book-length tour guide to Hammett highlights.

Encountering blogger Jen Forbus at Friday evening’s Mulholland Books reception. Unfortunately, my schedule was so jam-packed, there wasn’t time for me to actually have a conversation with her.

Being introduced to Swedish novelists Anders Roslund and Börge Hellström (Box 21), whose work some people predict will capture Stieg Larsson’s many fans.

Visiting the book sales room in the Hyatt basement, where I pawed through pretty much every vintage paperback on offer. I ultimately walked out with a quartet of prizes: Shaft’s Big Score, by Ernest Tidyman (I recently read the original Shaft, and found it so superior to my expectations, that I had to try another one in the series); I Like It Cool, by Michael Lawrence (one of only two novels featuring “[private] eye with a beard” Johnny Amsterdam; The Widow and the Web, by Robert Martin (the first book I’ve ever purchased from his Jim Bennett P.I. series); and The Outsider, by Lou Cameron (based on the 1967 pilot film for The Outsider, a short-lived Darren McGavin TV series created by Roy Huggins).

Finally meeting both Rap Sheet contributor Cameron Hughes and novelist Christopher G. Moore, who together developed this blog’s first video interview more than a year ago.

Sitting through a particularly entertaining panel discussion about the late Robert B. Parker’s contributions to detective fiction. It started with Joseph Finder reading a letter from Parker’s widow, Joan, that refuted suppositions about her having been the model for Boston P.I. Spenser’s controversial--some would say “much despised”--girlfriend, psychologist Susan Silverman (“I’m not so vain as that,” Mrs. Parker insisted). From there it turned into a rather heated discussion, mostly between Finder and Lee Goldberg, about whether Parker’s storytelling had declined seriously or only moderately as the Spenser series grew. The most interesting news came from Finder, who revealed that Parker left behind a couple of unfinished manuscripts when he died this last January. He added that those books are likely to be competed sometime in the near future, though not by Joan Parker.

(Right) Robert J. Randisi and Rap Sheet editor Pierce haunt the convention’s book room.

And attending my first Shamus Awards dinner, during which I met the prolific author and editor Robert J. Randisi (who also founded the Private Eye Writers of America organization). The festivities were held at the Empress of China restaurant in Chinatown, in a fourth-floor dining room that seemed much too small for the numerous authors and critics in attendance. I had planned to sit next to somebody I knew, but by the time Ali, Roger, and I arrived, there were only individual seats available next to complete strangers. I wound up to one side of Jerry Kennealy, a San Francisco-born ex-cop, former private eye, and author of the Nick Polo series. During most of the meal, I peppered him with questions about the changes he’d seen in San Francisco during his lifetime. Somehow, he managed to finish his dinner despite my grilling.

AND A FEW DISAPPOINTMENTS

Never once spotting or having the chance to talk with author and Rap Sheet contributor Megan Abbott, even though I was assured she was somewhere on the Hyatt Regency premises. I was also sorry that Megan’s latest novel, the stunning Bury Me Deep, failed to capture any of the four awards for which it was nominated during Bouchercon.

Missing Jacqueline Winspear’s Thursday interview with witty Bouchercon toastmaster Eddie Muller.

Failing to find a seat at any panel discussions that included Robert Ward, Steve Hockensmith, Jassy Mackenzie, Libby Fischer Hellman, Steve Hamilton, and Walter Mosley.

Never scheduling a trip (probably by cable car across Nob Hill) out to the Buena Vista Café at Fisherman’s Wharf for a couple of Irish coffees.

Bumping into critic and Mystery Scene blogger Oline Cogdill just moments after arriving at Bouchercon--but then never seeing her again.

And having to leave San Francisco too early on Sunday to travel with Ali and Roger across the bay to the infamous prison on Alcatraz Island. Some people have all the fun.

It’s now been three days since I returned home to Seattle, and I very much miss the camaraderie of Bouchercon. Whether I shall be able make it to the 2011 gathering, in St. Louis, is still very much in the air. And after that, Bouchercon moves to Cleveland, Ohio (2012), Albany, New York (2013), and Long Beach, California (2014). But you can wager that one year soon you will see me wading up to the front of the line at a Bouchercon hotel bar, or standing patiently in line to have some famous author sign the book I just bought for that occasion. After enjoying three of these conventions, I consider attending them every so often a tradition that’s well worth maintaining.

READ MORE:BoucherCOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!” by Steve Hockensmith; “Top 10 Things I Learned at Bouchercon 2010,” by Jen Forbus (Jen’s Book Thoughts); “In the Wake of Bouchercon,” by Yrsa Sigurðardóttir (Murder Is Everywhere); “Bouchercon 2010” (Femmes Fatales); “Murder for Fun and Profit at Bouchercon 41,” by Bob Patterson (The Smirking Chimp); “Bouchercon Day 1,” by Jen Forbus (Jen’s Book Thoughts); “Miscellaneous: Bouchercon, Recapped,” by Vince Keenan; “All Things Bouchercon 2010,” by Jeri Westerson (Getting Medieval); “The Day After,” by Eric Beetner; “B’con Follies, Part I,” by Christa Faust (Deadlier Than the Male); and check out Peter Rozovsky’s series of posts about this year’s convention; “Bouchercon, After the Fact,” by Richard Robinson (The Broken Bullhorn).