Why Didn’t I Think of This?

A new book deal, courtesy of Publishers Lunch (subscription only):

Associate Professor of Philosophy at the University of California-Irvine and Harvard Ph.D. Aaron James’s Assholes, A Theory, a philosophical and behavioral inquiry, with copious examples, into what makes a person an asshole, their impact on the human social condition, their alarming contemporary proliferation, and how non-assholes can deal with them, to Gerry Howard at Doubleday, at auction, by Melissa Chinchillo and Donald Lamm at Fletcher & Company (NA).

This has best-seller written all over it.