Saturday, August 01, 2009

But What Do You Really Think?

Admittedly, this has nothing to do with crime or mystery fiction. But actor-writer Sam Anderson’s New York Magazine review of William T. Vollmann’s new non-fiction work, Imperial, is priceless. The most choice chunk reads:
Imperial is like Robert Caro’s The Power Broker with the attitude of Mike Davis’s City of Quartz, if Robert Caro had been raised in an abandoned grain silo by a band of feral raccoons, and if Mike Davis were the communications director of a heavily armed libertarian survivalist cult, and if the two of them had somehow managed to stitch John McPhee’s cortex onto the brain of a Gila monster, which they then sent to the Mexican border to conduct ten years of immersive research, and also if they wrote the entire manuscript on dried banana leaves with a toucan beak dipped in hobo blood, and then the book was line-edited during a 36-hour peyote séance by the ghosts of John Steinbeck, Jack London, and Sinclair Lewis, with 200 pages of endnotes faxed over by Henry David Thoreau’s great-great-great-great grandson from a concrete bunker under a toxic pond behind a maquiladora, and if at the last minute Herman Melville threw up all over the manuscript, rendering it illegible, so it had to be re-created from memory by a community-theater actor doing his best impression of Jack Kerouac.
Enjoy the entire critique here.

2 comments:

Barbara said...

Wow.

Corey Wilde said...

This is an entry in the Bulwer-Lytton contest, right?