On a hillside near the cozy Irish village of Glennkill, a flock of sheep gathers around their shepherd, George, whose body lies pinned to the ground with a spade. George has cared for the flock, reading them a number of books every night. The daily exposure to literature has made them far savvier about the workings of the human mind than your average sheep. Led by Miss Maple, the smartest sheep in Glennkill (and possibly the world), they set out to find George’s killer.
Now, I’m sure that author Swann, who’s apparently living in Berlin and working on her doctorate in English literature, is a splendid person. And her book must have been saleable enough to win a U.S. printing, after appearing first in the UK. But did she really need to inflict investigative responsibilities onto these fluffy ruminant quadrupeds? And would sheep make the best detectives, anyway? I mean, aren’t they the most susceptible mammals on Earth to having the wool pulled over their eyes?
I accept that it would be creative censorship to ask writers not to make a mockery of this genre; that they refrain from writing about critters as crime-solvers, or basing their stories in the realms of hair-styling or gardening or crocheting or vampirism. I know there are many readers who like those sorts of yarns--some of whom will no doubt send me nasty notes about what I’m saying here. And I’m sure that somebody else will call me a hypocrite, since I just denounced literary snobbery as it relates to preserving Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s old home, and am now voicing what could be construed as an exclusivist opinion. But I still think that sheep have no right to be nosing their way into murder probes. I mean, ewe. Or, rather, ew.
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But think of the sequel possibilities: On the Lamb. The Good, The Baaaa, The Ugly. And of course, Cotton Comes to Harlem.
I've been dying to read this since I first heard about the UK publication. It sounds like great good fun and hey..why *not* have crime solving sheep? (The reviews in Britain have been uniformly excellent, btw.)
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