Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

It just goes to show that some people have waayyy too much time on their hands. Nonetheless, whoever came up with this collection of lead-in lines delivered by CSI: Miami protagonist Horatio Caine (David Caruso) should be commended. Although TV Squad’s Anna Jones says these one-liners, dispensed immediately prior to the series’ opening credits (and its theme song), give her “the creeps,” I think this seven-minute collection of such quotes is positively hilarious. Of course, that’s exactly the opposite of the ominousness that the CSI folks are trying to convey with Caine’s quips.

By the way,” notes Jones in her own intro to this YouTube collection, “you don’t need to watch the whole seven minutes to understand that Horatio Caine is the master of the ellipsis (...). And, he uses his sunglasses as a prop way too much.” Boy, ain’t that the truth ...