Maybe That Explains Why You Can Never Find a Cab After an Evening on the Town

This sounds like the concept for an incredibly cheesy TV series. Too bad it’s not. Speaking yesterday in Belgrade, Montana, during a fundraiser attended by American first lady Laura Bush, embattled third-term U.S. Senator Conrad Burns (R-Montana) told an audience that America must protect itself from a “faceless enemy” of terrorists who “drive taxi cabs in the daytime and kill at night.”